"George, honey, you need to lay off the Maker's Mark"
Looks like Preshudent Foshter Brooksh has got a real nice heat on in this photo. I mean, he looks seriously fucked up.Poor Pickles. It's hard to prop up someone in public who's so obviously blammed. And it's hard work to get that thoroughly scribbled. Wonder if he carries a flask in his suit pocket?
posted by Giacomo Sonic at 10:43 AM
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Maybe the flask of bourbon is the mystery debate bulge. Maybe it's like a high-tech bourbon backpack, like the water packs that cyclists wear, with a tube running down his sleeve, or like, an IV. And maybe Laura's hair is really comfortable, because maybe she uses V05 or Suave brand hair-shellac, unlike Barbara, who always used that Aqua Net shit and God knows I could never get any fucking sleep on THAT shit. Would wake up after a bender, and FUCK ME - where did this hideous rash on my face come from?! Mama? Mama, wake up! Wake up, goddamit!
Thanks, Dana. Glad to see there's at least one human reading this stuff. (I turned on the feature that eliminates the blogbots, whose sales pitches were annoying but sometimes hilarious. Hey, I heard something about an Airstream trailer: Truth to that?
Maybe. But whatever - check out this pic of C-Love - she has a similar expression on her pie to the one on Bushy's in yr pic. And we know she's wasted. Just no Karl Rove reality distortion field. Man, wouldn't it be so awesome if GW just reached rock bottom and went missing on a four day bender, then tried to give a public address, just falling down and drooling and shit? Have we ever had an outright embarrassingly shitfaced president before?
It's late, sorry for the poor grammar - the blog is blogtastic - hope yr well.
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